Clem's first professional gig earns him some media attention. And not the obscene kind we'd expect from any of the other depraved individuals featured on this website. You'll need realplayer to view the 6 MB file to your left. Don't blame me, I hate realplayer as much as I hate you.

Clem kidnaps children. For proof, click to the left.
That's over <<<<<<there you primitive screw-heads

One of major parts of the Climek experience is the daily update. Both Clem and his brother Joe write daily mass e-mails to inform the world of current events. Topics include the hunt for elusive toys, the playing of utimate frisbee, the hatred of pot smokers, and the desolation of all that is sacred. I made that last one up.

The largest gallery on the Bearupweb that was not constructed by me. Here's the Breakdown
2% Joe Climek and friends
10% London
20% Naked Clem/Spider Jerusalem
78% Toys

Now click on the link to your left, the power of Buddy christ compels you