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Everyone of my orfices has been penetrated by the long arm of the law. Im not a criminal, I just like getting fisted by cops
If you need a moment of silence and some astro glide, you let me know
(Whilst performing his wingman duties admirably)
Fuck off, or I’ll get the jag-o-tron on your ass
hey, its your coalition.
(In regards to a certain someone and their rainbow colored affiliation)
I’m open to all sorts of ideas, but a carrot up my ass would definitely not be cool.
That isn’t a good error
(Whilst removing a hard drive from a live laptop)
Lies, propogated by communists in order to steal my famous chicken recipe.
I didn’t know the damn savages could read
(Dave starts off on the right foot for his native american literature class)
I”m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry
I may not agree with alot of what Hitler said and did, but I have tremendous respect for his views on Animal Rights
(A good conversation starter)
Don’t thank me, Thank your Vagina
Where was this aggression when they threw your people in the oven?
((Some more anti-semitism courtesy of an old college friend)
If you wait long enough, eventually they’ll hang up
(My philosophy on customer service)
Mega ultra chicken?
No, shh…he is legend